Madonna – The Funny Song (From Drowned World Tour 2001)
Tabbed by Linda P. (kittiepixie2001@yahoo.no)
Intro:
(I’m not sure that the guy that plays guitar is holding his finger on the third
fret (on the E) but it sounds like it)
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|-------|--(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)|
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|-3-----|-----3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3---|
(This is played over and over when Madonna is talking)
Verse 1:
C
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Went down to the local bar
C
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|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
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To buy my daddy a big cigar
F
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|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)|
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When I got home he was dead
C
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|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
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Somebody shot him in the head
Chorus 1:
F C
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|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-------3-----------3-----3-----------3----------|
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Oh dear daddy you’re not gonna see me grieve
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|-3-(3)---(3)---(0)---(0)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
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‘Cause you brought out the worst in me
This is the part where they talk a little bit more from the stage, and the rest
of the instruments come in. I don’t know for how long this is played.
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|---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|
|--(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)|
|-3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------|
|-----3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3---|
Verse 2:
C
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|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
When the funeral, it was through
C
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|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
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I had myself a barbecue
F
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|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)|
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Daddy’s bones they sure taste good
C
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|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
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I’d kill him myself if only I could
Chorus 2:
F C
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|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-------3-----------3-----3-----------3----------|
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Oh dear daddy you’re not gonna see me sad
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|-3-(3)---(3)---(0)---(0)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-------3-----2-----------3-----------3----------|
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‘Cause everything you did was bad Iiiihaaawwwww
Lyrics:
Verse 1:
Went down to the local bar
To buy my daddy a big cigar
When I got home he was dead
Somebody shot him in the head
Chorus 1:
Oh dear daddy
You’re not gonna see me grieve
‘Cause you brought out the worst in me
Verse 2:
When the funeral, it was through
I had myself a barbecue
Daddy’s bones they sure taste good
I’d kill him myself if only I could
Chorus 2:
Oh dear daddy
You’re not gonna see me sad
‘Cause everything you did was bad
Iiiihaaawwwww