'Step Right Up' by Tom Waits - Guitar Tutorial

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From: GLove1012@aol.com
Date: Thu, 8 Aug 1996 13:34:43 -0400


Song :  Step Right Up
Group:  Tom Waits
CD   :  Small Change

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zoobee zab zoobee zab za
step right up
step right up
step right up
every ones' a winner, bargains galore 
that's right you too can be the proud owner of the 
   quality goes in before the name goes on
one tenth of a dollar
one tenth of a dollar
we got service after sale
how 'bout perfume we got perfume
how 'bout an engagement ring
somethin' for the little lady
somethin' for the little lady
somethin' for the little lady ooooh
3 for a dollar
we got a year end clearance 
we got our white sale on smoke damaged furniture you
  can drive it away today
act now
act now and receive as our gift
our gift to you
they come in all colors
one size fits all
no muss no fuss no spills you tired of kitchen drudgery 
   everythin must go
goin' out of business
goin' out of business
goin' out of business sale
50% off original retail price skip the middle man
don't settle for less
how do we do it
how do we do it
volume!
volume!
turn up the volume!
nyah you heard it advertized
don't hesitate
don't be caught with your drours down
don't be caught with your drours down
just step right up
just step right up
that's right it fillets it chops it dices it slices
   it never stops it lasts a lifetime mows your lawn
and it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from 
   school it gets rid of unwanted facial hair it gets
   rid of embarrasing age spots it delivers a pizza
and it lengthens and it strengthens and it finds that 
   slipper thats been at large under the chains lounge
   for several weeks
and it plays a mean rhythm master it makes excuses for
   unwanted lipstick on you collar
and it's only a dollar
step right up
it's only a dollar
step right up
cause it forges your signature
if not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of
   product for complete refund of price of purchase
step right up
please allow 30 days for delivery don't be fooled by 
   cheap immitations you can
live in it
live in it laugh in it love in it swim in it sleep in it
   live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it removes
   embarassing stains from contour sheets
that's right
and it entertains visiting relatives 
it turns a sandwich into a banquet
tired of being the life of the party
change your shorts
change your life 
change your life
change you into a 9 yr old hindu boy get rid you your 
   wife
and it walks your dog
and it doubles on sax
doubles on sax you can jump back jack see you later 
   alligator see you later alligator and it steals your
   car
it gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking it's
   a friend it's a companion it's the only product you
   ever need
follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs
   ironing
well it takes weights of hips, busts, thighs, chin,
   midriff, gives you dandruff
it finds you a job
it is a job
and it strips the phone company free take 10 no rile 
   exchange
and it gives you denture breath
and you know it's a friend
and it's a companion
and it gets rid of your travelers' checks
it's new it's improved it's old fashioned
well it takes care of business
never needs winding
never needs winding
never needs winding
gets rid of black heads, heartbreak and scoriosciss
christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak buddy
come all, come one
come on, come all
cause it's effective, it's defective
it creates household odors it disinfects it's sanitized
   for you protection
it gives you and erection
it wins the election
why put up with painful corns any longer 
it's a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will 
   visit your home
we got a jack pot
jack pot
jack pot
prizes prizes prizes
all work garunteed
how do we do it
how do we do it
how do we do it
we need your business
we're goin' out of business
we'll give you the business
get on the business send it all
goin' out of business sale
receive our
free broschure
free broshcure
read the easy to follow assembly instructions
batteries not included yoouh
send before midnight tomorrow terms available
step right up
step right up
step right up
you got it buddy
the large friend givith 
and the small friend taketh away
step right up
you can step right up
c'mon step right up nyahh
get away from me kid ya bother me
step right up
step right up
step right up
nyahh
mmmm mmmm nyahh
come one, come all, come on
come one, come all
step right up
you can step right up
c'mon step right