'Kiss My Country Ass' by Shelton Blake - Guitar Tutorial

            Verse 1 

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Tearin' down a dirt road, rebel flag flyin', 

'Coon dog in the back.  
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Truck bed loaded down with beer, 

An' a cold one in my lap. 
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Earnhart sticker behind my head, 
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An' my woman by my side. 
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Tail-pipe's poppin', the radio's rockin' 

Country Boy Can Survive. 
 
Well, if you got a problem with that, 
     Cadd9 A  G  D   (Riff 1) 
You can kiss my country ass.  


Verse 2 

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Well, I love Turkey calls, overalls, 
                                  
Wrangler jeans: smoke nothin' but Marlboro reds. 
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Tattoos up an' down my arms, 

An' deer heads over my bed. 
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My Granddaddy fought in World War Two, 
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An' my Daddy went to Vietnam. 
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An' I ain't scared to grab my gun, 

An' fight for my homeland. 
 
If you don't love the American flag, 
     Cadd9 A  G  D 
You can kiss my country ass. 

 
Chorus:
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If you're a down home, backwoods redneck, 
         A            G         D 
C'mon, stand up an' raise your glass. 
            A                  D 
But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd, 
        Cadd9 A  G   D 
You can kiss my country ass.


Verse 3 

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Well, there's a whole lotta high-class people out there, 
                    
That's lookin' down on me. 
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'Cause the country club where I belong, 
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Is the Honky Tonk till three in the mornin'. 
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I don't wear no fancy clothes, 
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No ties or three-piece suits. 
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You can find me in my camouflage hat, 

My tee-shirt an' cowboy boots. 
 
If that don't fit your social class, 
     Cadd9 A  G  D 
You can kiss my country ass. 


(Repeat Chorus) 


Verse 4 
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Cause I'm a front-porch sittin', 
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Guitar pickin', moonshine sippin', 
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Bacca juice spittin' country boy from the woods. 
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An' I love fried chicken an' blue gill fishin', 
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An' outlaw women, an' I wouldn't change if I could. 
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I ain't tryin' to start no fight, but I'll finish one every time. 
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You just mind your own damn business, 

And stay the hell outta mine. 

If you got a problem with that, 
    Cadd9 A  G  D   
You can kiss my country ass. 


Ending
 
I said if you got a problem with any of that, 
     A     G 
You can kiss my natural born, 
A         G 
Redneck to the bone, 
A       G     D 
Ever-lovin' country ass.