Intro: A A A D A A A D A A A D
E A
Eating mushrooms ain't for me
E A
Or getting all screwed up on LSD
D A
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
D A
Or smoking pot out of a bong
D A
Wearin' flowers in my hair
D A
And having dirty underwear
E D A
I don't wanna be a granola-head
E D A
I don't wanna be a granola-head
E A
Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs
E A
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
D A
I think I'd rather be at home
D A
Listening to the Ramones
D A
Or hanging out and getting drunk
D A
With a bunch of useless punks
Chorus:
E A
Oh can't you see
E A
It's not for me
D A
Eating bean sprouts all day long
D A
And smoking pot out of a bong
D A
Wearing flowers in my hair
D A
And having dirty underwear
Chorus } 2x