'Rum Uns - Phil The Paedo' by Misc Unsigned Bands - Guitar Tutorial

            (A new, unsigned band. First written song. Please accept.
If you want an official website, go to www.therumuns.tk)

Hey this is my first tab, and it might suck! It's a shame I can't do Blink 182,
'cos they ROCK! Anyways, here's Phil the Paedo, by my own band, The Rum 'Uns.

Intro (Play 2x before guitar comes in)
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-7-----7-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---8-7---8-7---------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse (Play 2x. Lyrics come in after the 2nd time of playing the three notes -
if you understand me!)
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-------|
E|---8-7---8-7---8-7---8-7---8-7---8-7---8-7---8-7---8-7---8-7---8-7---8-7---|

Chorus (Play 4X)
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------33333333---------------------------------------------------------|
A|-22222222-------------------22222222---------------------------------------|
E|-------------------22222222------------------------------------------------|

Interlude (Play 10x)
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--12/----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

End on-
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-2h------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

 (/  slide up)
 (h  hammer on)
Order-
Intro
Verse
Chorus
Verse
Chorus
Interlude
Chorus (Play 8x)
End on-

Lyrics-
(Verse #1)
I, am Phil, the Paedophile (Paedophile)
I rape little girls, (And boys)
I wait for them outside Bellend House (Waiting)
I watch them from my purple, Suzuki jeep (Watching...)

(Chorus)
Phil the Paedophile!
He's come to save the day!
He wants to rape your kiddies, and take them all away!
Phil the Paedophile!
He is really gay!
He waits outside Bellend House, every single day!

(Verse #2)
I invite them in, (Hehehmmmmm)
We get ourselves comfortable, (Snuggle, snuggle)
They have a lollypop, (Lick, lick)
And then we start to play...

(Chorus)
(Interlude - no lyrics)
(Chorus x2)

(Last line)
HE WANTS TO RAPE YOUR KIDS!



And there you have it! A great comedy song! Hope you enjoy it!
If you have any comments, email me @ ketchup_man_lives@hotmail.com
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